Mike is a Dumbass

Hey asshole my phone wasn't working, I never got those messages or your call, so quit whining you damn baby. Even if I had got them, just cause I said I was bored doesn't mean I was asking for you to provide me with something to do. So go to hell. -goob-

Hey everybody. Here's Ed enjoying his dinner. He he he. -goob- 

An Open Letter From Mike Earl to Goob and Merzy

This was too good too pass up guys... Mike made me take this down so he could post this... Too drunk to do it himself... I left the horrific errors in to show how plastered he was... Hopefully after this I can get him to leave his own drunken messages behind...

Theloniousgup: allright shit on you i write it here and yo8u cut and paste the bitch
sib7200: did ya see your pic?
sib7200: right
Theloniousgup: no im drunk and angery or somethin
sib7200: oh jesus
Theloniousgup: ok here goes,
sib7200: send it all at once
Theloniousgup: send whsat you badtard
sib7200: the whole message... not just the peices
Theloniousgup: ok
Theloniousgup: next is the whole message
sib7200: k
sib7200: cant wait
Theloniousgup: hi kids i know our little corner of the world is evaporating and ive , in my life, had many good close, loved freinds pass by the weigh of time, i just wanted you both to know i have truly loved you asa freinds aqnd thought about you with caring even when we have not been as close as time should have allowes usa to be...
and that you merzy have meant something to me...
that as much shit as i nestle around your neck sometimes i truly wish that his world would let me know where you are and who you've become in the years that will pass...
and that you aree some one i do hold xclose to my heart
i will miss the fuck out of you
AND I HOPE YOU will not become one of the lost that i have loved
because with the grind of time workl freinds are quick to be lost
i just always hope you remember when carmen was shittin down your neck i was tryin to push you up from belowq
and i care where you end up

Theloniousgup: but we gota watch out for goob booth of us
Theloniousgup: hes all fucked up
sib7200: he’s gonna be gone soon
sib7200: is he?
Theloniousgup: i dunno but i worry
sib7200: i dont, not really... he is a big boy
Theloniousgup: i need to build a strong "after pizza hut " bond with him.l
Theloniousgup: dont want him to be alone agIN
sib7200: we are all really alone
Theloniousgup: AS ALONE AS WE MAKE OURSELVES MY FREIND
Theloniousgup: LIKE NOW
sib7200: well, in retrospect yes
sib7200: but in hindsight no
Theloniousgup: i offer myself to the not ALONE GODFS TO YOU
sib7200: i have no idea what i just said

Theloniousgup signed off at 6:16:21 AM.

End Transmission...
-sib-